jesus's crucified as divorcee (or whatever the male form of that word is)?

Anyway, for all the Lion's blatant allegory, the tale's engagingly child-centered family dynamics will most likely be understood as a cosmic divorce settlement pitting Aslan's cuddly dad against the White Witch's castrating mommy.

/cry

"Christmas is not a holiday. A holiday is when you take a day off work and run around playing," said Randy Sharp, director of special projects for the American Family Assn., which led the Target campaign. Using the word "holiday" for Dec. 25 devalues "our nation's most holy day," Sharp said. "And I take offense."

best on-line greeting cards ever!

Angry Little Girls has on-line greeting cards! This is my favorite: i beat up boys.

UPDATE: No, I take that back. My favorite is this one!: weenies should be fried.