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[pylduck]

It probably sucks to work the early morning shift at a coffee place. Lots and lots of pre-caffeinated people to appease. I must've scowled at the person behind the counter this morning at Coffee Bené. I was annoyed because though there was only one person in front of me, it took her forever to fill his cup. Apparently none of the coffee urns were filled yet. And then when I ordered my cup, she had to top it off with a different brew because there wasn't enough of the one I like. I hope drinking this coffee makes me less grumpy. Otherwise, WATCH OUT EVERYONE. I have a long day ahead of me and four major deadlines to meet in addition to teaching two classes.

Comments

[poetofthefuture.livejournal.com]

Pylduck, Pylduck, he's our man! If he can't do it, no one can! Yay Pylduck!!

[pylduck.livejournal.com]

Oh noes! Apparently, no one can. :(

[poetofthefuture.livejournal.com]

I hate to say it, my friend, but you may need to start pouring bourbon into your coffee. That or cupcakes.

[pylduck.livejournal.com]

Or perhaps snort some cocaine. Or take some ritalin.

[poetofthefuture.livejournal.com]

Yeah, maybe the problem is too many cupcakes.

[pylduck.livejournal.com]

Too many cupcakes? Does not compute.

[tomface.livejournal.com]

cocaine flavored cupcakes

[pylduck.livejournal.com]

I don't know what cocaine tastes like, but I'm sure snorting cocaine-flavored cupcakes would hurt.