memories like the corners of my mind misty watercolor memories

[pylduck]

If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, (even if we don't speak often) please post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE UP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and me. It can be anything you want - good or bad - BUT IT HAS TO BE FAKE.

When you're finished, post this little paragraph on your blog and be surprised (or mortified) about what people DON'T ACTUALLY remember about you.

Comments

[33mhz.livejournal.com]

I remember the time we knocked over that bank. Not robbed, but physically toppled over.

[poetofthefuture.livejournal.com]

If you're ever again going to make me convince the highway patrol that we're related and the reason we don't look like each other is because you're retarded, you'll have to drool more and talk less.

[saltbox.livejournal.com]

You know, someday we'll win that patent suit for The Internet and then we'll be gazillionaires and can start our *own* damn university!

[robslug.livejournal.com]

when i took your "mediated asia" course.. i was really disgusted that you brought in tootsie rolls when you screened Bertolucci's The Last Emperor informing us that "we'll know which scene the snacks are in homage of"

[slanderous.livejournal.com]

Remember that time we went to Dire Maul to get the Felvine for the Requiliary of Purity, and we were charging that ogre, and you tripped and fell in the remains of an ooze and got gelatinous goo all over your brand-new Rageclaw Chestguard of the Eagle? Yeah, I'm sorry I laughed so hard that I broke stealth and drew aggro!

[peebles.livejournal.com]

I took your hand and you said, "Baby, that's not my hand."