i fail at life

When I went to the gym locker room on Wednesday, I discovered that my shampoo, body wash, and goggles were gone. I thought that the gym people had cleared out the locker in their sweep of abandoned lockers over spring break. I bought some new stuff. Today, I noticed that I had brought home the shampoo, body wash, and goggles, and they were sitting in a corner of the apartment the whole time. :(