oh man i'm one of them

I used to laugh at popular representations of men who were so inept in the kitchen they couldn't even make toast without burning it. Surely there weren't real people/men out there who couldn't even get the toaster to make edible toast? Well, this morning, I am sad to report, I must concede I am one of them. Yet another self-delusion finally dispelled....

my hearing skills are unstoppable

What I heard Mr. Frog say: I don't know why I want a cat now.
What Mr. Frog claims he said: I don't want to work out now.

In my defense, the Cure's "Love Cats" is playing right now.