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I want a baby panda for my birthday!
Dec. 15th, 2005
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Dec. 15th, 2005 06:25 pm Dear Santa...Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! Last week I pulled over and changed ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif){kind=small} robslug's flat tire (15 points). Last Saturday I stole hermance's purse (-30 points). In July I bought porn for slanderous (10 points). In January I turned 33mhz in for tearing the tag off a mattress (3 points). In August I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-702 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich! Sincerely, |
spammers are such mind-readers
Dec. 15th, 2005 06:30 pmThe subject line for a spam e-mail I just got: You are nominated for a Ph.d
Yay?
Well, since dinner refuses to cook itself, I shall go play some World of Warcraft since Rob mentioned Azeroth (the world's name) has been decorated for the holidays, and you can get gifts and snowballs and make your mounts into reindeer.
Yay?
Well, since dinner refuses to cook itself, I shall go play some World of Warcraft since Rob mentioned Azeroth (the world's name) has been decorated for the holidays, and you can get gifts and snowballs and make your mounts into reindeer.