Hmmm....

This computer lab is rather empty. Usually there are people waiting in a line out the door, but today there has only ever been a handful of people inside at once. I like the quiet. The clickety-clack. The laser printers periodically purring and spitting out pages. But my damned paper still isn't writing itself! What use is all this high-tech computer gadgetry if it can't even write this paper for me?