news in the lol category

[pylduck]

Man calls the cops in Santa Cruz after buyers steal his weed.

Comments

[poetofthefuture.livejournal.com]

Aaah, Santa Cruz! Dude should have drowned his sorrows in vegan chocolate cake at the Saturn Cafe. That's what I would have done.

[pylduck.livejournal.com]

Drowning sorrows in vegan chocolate cake would be a great response. Probably wouldn't have made the news, though.