Twelve Days of Paulmas
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
pylduck sent to me...

Twelve dinosaur comics drumming
Eleven ducks piping
Ten giles a-leaping
Nine lesbians dancing
Eight academics a-milking
Seven books a-swimming
Six gadgets a-laying
Five acqu-u-u-uisitions editors
Four university presses
Three cultural studies
Two ethnic studies
...and a bjork in a buffy.
I especially love the leaping Gileses and the AQU-U-U-UISTIONS EDITORS.