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YOUR ACADEMIC QUALIFICATION EXPIRED

From: xxxxx@duke.edu
Subject: FW: Your academic qualification expired
Date: July 17, 2007 8:38:00 PM CDT
To: xxxxxxxxxx@duke.edu

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At least this means I once had academic qualification.