elements of the aging body

Exhibit A: numbness in the left forearm.

Exhibit B: jaw pain (possibly from grinding teeth often while awake and while asleep).

Exhibit C: pain in wrists when twisting things with hands.

Exhibit D: dry, painful left elbow (no amount of lotion seems to help!).

Exhibit E: pain in knees after any form of jogging/running/biking.

This year for Christmas, I would like a new body, please. Maybe a bionic one this time!